What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]